Deathbed

Three funerals in a couple of weeks is a pretty drastic rate of deaths. Descending from a 100 year old granduncle to a 82 followed by a 62. May they rest in peace. All their funerals were similar, conventional as by the book. I wonder if they would have wanted it differently. Death has never frighten me having be a religious man but what scares me the most is the way I will pass on and the fact of having to leave my loved ones behind. Seems like the toughest battle indeed. Its definitely an unsettling topic but I am being a realist, things can happen and we can never know when. So don't get me wrong here, just want to make sure when my time comes, I would somehow like to dictate the deterioration of my remains.

Well my dearest will have that privilege to convey the proposed procedures to my family, their conventional methods will be challenged to a particular level but they will eventually give in, HOPEFULLY.(I'll never know:P). Well just in case, let this be a written proof.

Maybe of the tallest bridge in France
( I am not that picky)

My remains must be cremated .
My ashes must be dispelled of a beautiful skyscraper on a cold winters day.

As corny as those 2 rules sound, its true and I hope everyone involve will adhere to it. Those are the 2 key must do's. So I have it in written format. Whoever who fails to comply with my wishes will suffer a little guilt. The details will be in a separate issue.

Sorry for the very negative post but reality got me thinking so I am just being cautious.This is not a joke nor a bluff, its what I really want and it is one way of going by it, smiling. Like plenty say' Life's like a box of chocolates, you never know what you gonna get'